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OUTRAGEOUS ATTACK ON ALL THE MORAL MAJORITY HOLD DEAR!

+++SPECIAL ISSUE+++HORRIFYING OUTRAGE HITS FENS+++MOB ALREADY FORMED+++

Shocked local residents of Fen ditton, a village quite close to felney, today discovered there was a brotel in thier village, amazingly it had been in existance for 5 weeks without someone spotting the fact some people where smiling and happy and un-fenlike

This shocking outrage came to light when a researcher from the herald trying to show how easy it is for anyone to acces child pornography on the internet for an article about why the internet must be banned stumbled onto thier site by accident. "I was shocked and appaled that this thing is happening on our very doorstep" said the reporter, who wishes to remain anonymous so left wingers dont attack him (but then why would they be reading this paper?). "Though i immediatley wrote a note to the herald offices so that this decadent horror is immediatley exposed". Local residents where just as outraged as the herald, with Mr B.Igot of Fen ditton saying "I cant belive this thing was happening and none of us noticed it, we'll defintley be pointing fingers at the next neighbourhood watch meeting, finding out why this wasnt spotted sooner". We at the herald know the gallows in Fen dittons secret kangaroo courts will be filled after that, but not before all people who work at, visit, support, endorse or even look at this evil satanic institution are put to death first. We are already planning a march in london to show that this is final, complete proof that (legal) hanging must be bought back..after all, were running out of money to bribe the cops with

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