WELCOME TO THE FELNEY FASCHISTS F.C HOMEPAGE!


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Welcome to the homepage of the Felney Fascists, the football team of Felney, in Cambridgeshire. We have had a recent run of bad luck which has unfortunatley see us drop out of the local leagues. This is mainly due to a widely-disputed refereeing decision during recent our clash with Bootle Wanderers. It wasnt our fault anyway as Reg was sure he had taken his pills that morning. Apart from this ongoing dispute, our website continues to pull in the hits, so we have decided to give it an update. The Council have approved the addition of some new, state of the art facilities to our stadium, these include Goalposts and Seats, as well as pitches for Hockey and Basketball.


Stop press! Felney faschists promoted to 39th in the 40-team Fenland football leauge, Take that lower blitherington!


Playing field

This is our state of the art football pitch, the surface is made from a 100% organic surfacing material known as Grass, and the goalposts are formed from a tough, hard-wearing material called Metal


Playing field

The hi-tech spectator area designed to hold more than the record number of spectators which has ever been recorded at one of our games. Note the plants growing on the inside which emphasises the area's farming heritage.


Playing field

Our enclosed, all weather playing area, the surface is designed to maintain a damp, mouldy feeling all year round, and not just after heavy rain. Plus the area is covered with high-quality sandtm which ensures cuts and grazes when children fall over on it. This area see's a lot of use from the nearby Felney School.


Playing field

The latest edition to our sporting facilities is this high quality basketball court, unfortunatley it doesnt see much use, probably because there's no blacks here.