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AIRSTRIP ONE EDITION

THINGS THAT OFFEND MUSLIMS

Crosses, of any kind

St Johns Ambulance

Classic cars

The intro to "Smoke on the water"

Christmas lights

Women who show too much cleavage, like anywhere below the collar bone

Hills

The English Language

Football

Jane Austen

The sound of a V8

Stylophones

Coronation street

Eating meat

Fridges

Wildlife

Vegetarians

Comics

GM Crops

Rivers

Geography

Victorian Times

The Beano

Volvo

The Forestry commission

The Archers

Black and white films

"Gas mark" cookers

The rule of law

Buildings more than 5 floors high

Inter-racial relationships

Red Squirrels

Special Brew

The Union jack

Charities

Old fashioned pub cellar windows with the really thick glass

Mrs Beeton

Doctor Who

Electric Guitars

Time Team

Ford

The Famous Five

Austin FX4 Taxis

Boats and Ships, possibly Rafts, Ferries, Dinghies and Launches

Brown road signs

St George's Day (In Muslimian, the Dragon is a symbol of good luck)

Threshers

History lessons

Home Economics

France

Prostitution

Harry Potter

The BBC 2 Logo from before 1990

Radio 2

Apples

York

Old 5p's

The 50's

The RSPCA

Tunnels

Routemaster Buses

Classic Rock

Guide Dogs

British Minis

Castles

Shillings and Guineas

Shakespeare

Elvis Presley

Criminals going to jail

The Test card

Hospitals

Steam engines

Newspapers

Homosexuality

Daz washing powder

Computers

Blue (the colour, not the band. That offends anybody)

The English flag

Porridge (the TV sitcom)

Viz magazine

Railways

50p Coins

The Beaulieu Motor Museum

Stonehenge

Dragons

Glass

Lifeboats

Marathon Bars

Beermats

Inspector Morse

Monty Pythons life of Brian

Morris

Permanent markers

Old Stories

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