Hello and welcome to the homepage of Bobs sludge!, In todays fast-paced high-tech world you need something you can rely on,that something is SLUDGE!-Filthy dredged up canal mud full of sewage, mould and festering dead animals. Of course you need to ensure youre getting the highest-quality sludge at great value prices, and thats where bobs sludge comes in!

As you can see, we have tons of sludge ready for selling in our high-tech "Maturation sheds" where we let it rot for at least a year before selling to ensure you get the best quality anerobic and highly infectious diseases mingled in with it-for FREE!. And our prices are great too, at just 5 pence for a 10 gallon barrel and discounts for bulk orders, we make sludge affordable too!


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