This page was made to take the piss out of a site of some channel 4 programme, but that site has now closed down. There was recently something called "Adult at 14", which had a show that recommended that the age of consent for sex was lowered to 12, which was at least one voice against the tide of hate. Oh well, I was going to update this page, but never got around to it..and then i discovered "Grim rita" on www.faceparty.com , who does the job better than i ever could!

Question:

How do i make my girlfriend climax? -A 14-year old boy

Agony anarchist:

Ignore theier whingings about your age and heed my advice,having sex with her should work!.I'd recommend using contraception so she doesnt get pregnant,cause if she does then the tabliods will whine about it and i'll die laughing at thier pathetic "Opinions" (Which are only readable thanks to spell checker)

Question:

I dressed up as a woman and used the female toilets once,is this illegal?

Agony anarchist:

Probably not at the moment,However at the rate the orwellian machine called capitalism is wreaking havoc across the world it probably will be soon,Join the anarchist fight against this and make the world a better place where people can live free and trivial things like what clothes they wear and what hollow boxes made from bricks they go in will no longer be issues

Question:

I have been attracted to other girls since i was 12,am i gay? -An 18-year old girl

Agony anarchist:

Yes

Question:

I think i might be gay but i want to be normal..is there a cure?

Agony anarchist:

Yes,in the 1940's in germany there was this group called the National socialist party,thier leader was called hillier or hilter or something..anyway what you need to do to replicate thier cure for homosexuality is:

1-get a big plastic tube

2-Get in a car

3-Put the tube from the exuast into the drivers side window,close the window so the tube is almost squashed but stuff can still come through it

4-Start the car

There,your gayness is cured!,and the world is one less homophobic tosser

Question:

Im bisexual,ive came out to one of my friends and she accepts it,but now she hugs me a lot and i think she fancies me

Agony anarchist:

What are you waiting for then? Us bisexuals are greedy after all! :)

Question:

I was raped by a boy and im scared im pregnant

Agony anarchist:

Kick him so hard in the nuts they come out of his nose,chop it off and make him eat it.then chop of his dick and burn it...then see a doctor for a pregnancy test

(If rapist is still alive,shoot him)

Question:

My boyfriend wants to finger me but im afraid that it'll hurt

Agony anarchist:

Well i dunno,ask a girl or something

Question:

I lost my virginity to a 20 year old guy,but im only 14

Agony anarchist:

Good for you

Question:

My boyfriend is 16 and wants to have sex with me,but im only 14 and want to stay a virgin

Answer:

Tell him you want to keep your virginity,if he doesnt listen dump that bastard!

Question:

What sexual things can i do under 16?

Agony anarchist:

Wanking is about it,thanks to the aforementioned orwellian machine that is always watching and always there,for the crime of having hormones you are sentenced to 8 years mental torture,dare you attempt to escape this torture and the tabloids will tear you apart, Join the anarchist movement and help to overthrow this machine and create a society based on freedom of thought and action for the individual,a world where you choose what age it is right and you are allowed to make up your own mind and not be restriced by a 'one size fits all' law that most people know is unworkable in practice